Taggart :donor: on Nostr: Welcome, welcome, so glad you could make it. Bathroom? Second door on the right. Oh ...

Welcome, welcome, so glad you could make it.

Bathroom? Second door on the right.

Oh no, the counter is always this clear. Toothbrushes? I don't think we even have teeth. Honey, do we have teeth? Doesn't sound right.

Anyway welcome to our house; it is always this immaculate just like everyone's.