Gary Green on Nostr: I have a pack rat that I've been trying to live trap in my barn and it hasn't been ...

I have a pack rat that I've been trying to live trap in my barn and it hasn't been interested in my bait. Well yesterday I unexpectedly trapped a skunk. My lovely spouse got sprayed and came running back to the house stripping of all her clothes and jumped in the shower with the skunk antidote: Dawn dish soap, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda. In the mean time she sent me to the barn to arrange for it's disposal. Wouldn't you know it but that little fucker got me too! I dispatched the stinky bastard and had my own trip through the shower. Somehow that just wasn't on my bingo card for the day. That put me in a foul mood for the evening. It gave me insight to my personality how I just don't have the resilience and necessary sense of humor in the face of adversity that I once thought I had. Can anyone relate? What wasn't on your bingo card recently that caught you off guard that taught you a valuable lesson besides never approach a trapped skunk from its business end?!!