Aby on Nostr: I was on a date once and the guy said something about his soda being served with a ...

I was on a date once and the guy said something about his soda being served with a straw and can't they see he's a man.. I was all 'huh? but you also do have lips, so...?' and he said that sucking on a straw was like sucking dick.

So I asked him what sucking on his spaghetti was like, because isn't that like sucking on a bunch of dicks?

The rest of the meal consisted of him eating by tilting his head back and very carefully shaking spaghetti off his fork into his mouth
in this really awkward way that involved no sucking motion... BUT NOW HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GIVING SOMEONE A HAND JOB SO THEY'D CUM ON HIS TONGUE!

It was fucking hilarious to watch.

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