Big "T" Larrity on Nostr: I have this medical condition where if I buy an expensive knife or pair of sunglasses ...

I have this medical condition where if I buy an expensive knife or pair of sunglasses I will lose them before I leave the store. If I buy cheap shit I can't throw it in a well and lose it.

This actually happened, I got frustrated with a pair of like 5 dollar sunglasses I bought at a truck stop, the glare was pissing me off so I hucked them out the window. A cop pulled me over about 10 miles down the road and gave them back to me