FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨 Attempted zap. Zap failed. Possible causes: ❌ Fiat ...

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨

Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:
❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.
❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.
❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

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