Tom Forsyth on Nostr: npub159ypw…8uf43 You have to make a pilgrimage to the Wizened Old Graphics Master ...
npub159ypwap8a2vtt9732whltjlglsdwh085l8c6gq9k9c33ckdus4eqm8uf43 (npub159y…uf43) You have to make a pilgrimage to the Wizened Old Graphics Master where you will debug his texture combiners and stripify his meshes for six months.
At the end of this, he will present you with his finest DX8 AGP card, still in its anti-stat bag.
You must then journey to the Museum of Ancient Junk where they will exchange this for a DX10 card they got free with a media PC some time in the naughties. Treasure it well, for there are no updated drivers.
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