Twig on Nostr: Helen and Mary were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it ...
Helen and Mary were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain.
Helen pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
"What is that?" asked Mary.
Helen said, "It's a condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Mary asked, "Where did you get it?"
Helen replied, "You can get them at any pharmacy."
The next day, Mary hobbled herself into the local pharmacy and announced to the pharmacist that she needed a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looked at her kind of strangely, she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asked what size, texture, brand of condom she preferred.
"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a camel."
Helen pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
"What is that?" asked Mary.
Helen said, "It's a condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Mary asked, "Where did you get it?"
Helen replied, "You can get them at any pharmacy."
The next day, Mary hobbled herself into the local pharmacy and announced to the pharmacist that she needed a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looked at her kind of strangely, she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asked what size, texture, brand of condom she preferred.
"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a camel."