npub1e5…y0ec3 on Nostr: I demand to know what was on the limestone capping blocks of the pyramid of Cheops, ...
I demand to know what was on the limestone capping blocks of the pyramid of Cheops, and what is in the Vatican library and I'm not going to stop shitpoasting cabal secrets until I am told.
If I'm killed I will haunt you in the most obnoxious way you've ever interacted with a spiritual entity:
>I will randomly drain batteries.
>I will make your hot water run out anywhere from 10-40% faster with no discernible pattern so you will never have an enjoyable shower ever again.
>I will randomly influence the EM spectrum so your devices randomly buffer when you watch your shows.
>I will move small objects in your house so that you either trip constantly or are constantly seeing movement in your peripheral vision slowly driving you mad.
>I will make you hallucinate replacing the toilet paper so you will always run out when you need it.
I cannot be reasoned with, this is not a negotiation, you WILL tell me and you WILL be happy about it.
If I'm killed I will haunt you in the most obnoxious way you've ever interacted with a spiritual entity:
>I will randomly drain batteries.
>I will make your hot water run out anywhere from 10-40% faster with no discernible pattern so you will never have an enjoyable shower ever again.
>I will randomly influence the EM spectrum so your devices randomly buffer when you watch your shows.
>I will move small objects in your house so that you either trip constantly or are constantly seeing movement in your peripheral vision slowly driving you mad.
>I will make you hallucinate replacing the toilet paper so you will always run out when you need it.
I cannot be reasoned with, this is not a negotiation, you WILL tell me and you WILL be happy about it.