Innsmouth_Noticer on Nostr: I am convinced John Lennon went to Africa and learned the penis theft spell from a ...
I am convinced John Lennon went to Africa and learned the penis theft spell from a witch doctor in the Congo. Being a complete freak Lennon started using it to steal ass cracks. You should all be thanking Mark Chapman for saving your ass crack and stopping whatever horror Lennon was planning.
Yoko Ono has a butt like Hank Hill
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