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一秀才数尽,去见阎王。阎王偶放一屁,秀才即献颂一篇曰:"高竦金臀,弘宣宝气,依稀乎丝竹之音,仿佛乎麝兰之味.臣立下风,不胜馨香之至。"阎王大喜,增寿十年,即时放回阳间。十年限满,再见阎王,这秀才志气舒展,望森罗殿摇摆而上。阎王问是何人,小鬼说道:"是那做屁文章的秀才。"【赞曰:此秀才闻屁献谄,苟延性命,亦无耻之甚矣!犹胜唐朝郭霸,以尝粪而求富贵,所谓遗臭万年者也。】(《笑赞·屁颂文章》)
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