Crispy Branzino on Nostr: The virgin brunch eater: - 3 mimosas in and still hasn't ordered - shows up at 11:45 ...

The virgin brunch eater:
- 3 mimosas in and still hasn't ordered
- shows up at 11:45 am hung over
- calls bloody marys "bloodies"
- never tips
-orders 30 pancakes (eats half of one)

The chad breakfast enjoyer:
- shows up at the diner at 7:10 am
- knows the server, (asks shirley how the kids are)
- orders a bowl of oats and a cup of Joe
- does not order alcohol (it is breakfast.)
- tips a little extra and thanks the cook (antonios wife has cancer)