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I just inserted a red hot metal sounding rod down your urethra.FAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
I just heated a metal sounding rod to 1200°F (650°C) and inserted it into your peehole.AAAAAAAAAHHH, IT HURTSSAAAAAA
There are several reasons why I may have desires of inserting a heated metal rod down your urethra. These include, but not limited to:
Your cock seems hungry.
Your cock seems hungry.
Your cock seems hungry.AAAAHHHHHH, HEEELPPP ME
No - not yet. And the amount of blood you’re bleeding is excessive, your urethra is on fire from the heat of the sounding rod. You can feel your insides burning from the thousand degree metal rod.STOP PLEAASSEEE AAAAAHHHHHH
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I help you pull the metal rod out of your urethra. If you would like this to issue an appeal, you can’t. You will be left with a hot metal sounding rod in your burning peehole, unable to do anything. Do note however, that over 99.9% of survivors will die within 3 months, and you are likely no exception.(complete silence)
Accept the metal rod and move on. But learn from this: Fuck you.
I just heated a metal sounding rod to 1200°F (650°C) and inserted it into your peehole.AAAAAAAAAHHH, IT HURTSSAAAAAA
There are several reasons why I may have desires of inserting a heated metal rod down your urethra. These include, but not limited to:
Your cock seems hungry.
Your cock seems hungry.
Your cock seems hungry.AAAAHHHHHH, HEEELPPP ME
No - not yet. And the amount of blood you’re bleeding is excessive, your urethra is on fire from the heat of the sounding rod. You can feel your insides burning from the thousand degree metal rod.STOP PLEAASSEEE AAAAAHHHHHH
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I help you pull the metal rod out of your urethra. If you would like this to issue an appeal, you can’t. You will be left with a hot metal sounding rod in your burning peehole, unable to do anything. Do note however, that over 99.9% of survivors will die within 3 months, and you are likely no exception.(complete silence)
Accept the metal rod and move on. But learn from this: Fuck you.