di0nysius the patomskyite on Nostr: So I was out and about, ready to kill my firstborn daughter, and God's angel was ...
So I was out and about, ready to kill my firstborn daughter, and God's angel was like, "No, just give that
8 day old a labiaplasty. God hates beef curtains."
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