Flick 🇬🇧 on Nostr: Jeremy Clarkson tries Pilates: https://archive.ph/0AJCp So a friend bought me ...
Jeremy Clarkson tries Pilates:
https://archive.ph/0AJCp
So a friend bought me something called a Reformer, which is a sort of sex orgy dungeon table, with handcuffs and a top that slides backwards and forwards. Naturally, I had no idea what to do with it, so I employed the services of a local girl who explained it had something to do with an activity called Pilates.
I decided I’d give it a bash. And so, on day one, she made me lie down on the table top with my feet on a sort of crossmember and, for a whole hour, breathe in through my nose and then out of my mouth. I found this very easy and decided I’d have another lesson the very next day. […]
And then she says, “let’s do some bum work” and you get very excited but it’s not that. And what we’ve learnt so far is that my pelvis is so cockeyed I look like a broken shotgun, my legs are very “heavy” and that my fat can be made to hurt. But even when it does get a bit burny, you’ve got to concentrate so hard on your tummy button and your breathing and your pubic bone, you don’t really notice. It’s like rubbing your tummy and patting your head while playing chess and flying a helicopter. You’d soon forget you had a headache.
https://archive.ph/0AJCp
So a friend bought me something called a Reformer, which is a sort of sex orgy dungeon table, with handcuffs and a top that slides backwards and forwards. Naturally, I had no idea what to do with it, so I employed the services of a local girl who explained it had something to do with an activity called Pilates.
I decided I’d give it a bash. And so, on day one, she made me lie down on the table top with my feet on a sort of crossmember and, for a whole hour, breathe in through my nose and then out of my mouth. I found this very easy and decided I’d have another lesson the very next day. […]
And then she says, “let’s do some bum work” and you get very excited but it’s not that. And what we’ve learnt so far is that my pelvis is so cockeyed I look like a broken shotgun, my legs are very “heavy” and that my fat can be made to hurt. But even when it does get a bit burny, you’ve got to concentrate so hard on your tummy button and your breathing and your pubic bone, you don’t really notice. It’s like rubbing your tummy and patting your head while playing chess and flying a helicopter. You’d soon forget you had a headache.