Greg Pierce on Nostr: HOA (Postcard): Replace dead or dying shubs. Me: That's not a shrub, it's a ...

HOA (Postcard): Replace dead or dying shubs.

Me: That's not a shrub, it's a perennial. It’s Texas and it doesn't look great right now, but it's not dead and will bloom again this fall.

HOA (Letter): Replace dead or dying shrubs.

Me: Um. Not a shrub? Hello? Not dead.

HOA (Certified Letter): Replace dead or dying shrubs.

Me: Is anybody home?! Hello?