Christopher Biggs on Nostr: "Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Alacrity Jones, consulting witch. Don't ...
"Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Alacrity Jones, consulting witch. Don't hang up. In fact, you can't hang up, you may find that your hands and tongue are bound until you have acquitted yourself. Now, if you have called on Witching Business, please leave a message now. If you have called to sell me something, please stop struggling, it will only make this more unpleasant. Our records show this is a second call from this number. On our escalating scale of response you will be a toad for 72 hours. Do not call again."
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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