Courtney Cantrell on Nostr: If y'all wanna report the Bigfoots you've been seeing in your back yards -- and we ...
If y'all wanna report the Bigfoots you've been seeing in your back yards -- and we all know we've been seeing them! -- you need to tell the person who is most concerned. And that person is the man who wants to be our next vice president: #JDVance.
So call his office at (202) 224-3353, and let him know the details so he can get them to his running mate in time for the next debate!
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