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"content": ":bocchi_breakdown: :alert_blue: ALERT TRUE PATRIOTS :alert_red: :bocchi_bible: \n\nIn a shocking turn of events, Donald J. Trump has just issued an EXECUTIVE ORDER requiring every PATRIOT to read Blade of the Betrayer!\n\n\"It's the greatest book. A tremendous book. People are saying it’s bigger than my own book, Art of the Deal. Kaelitz von Ardent? What a guy. Bigly heroic. Believe me, folks, you’re gonna love it.\"\n\nFailure to comply? Fines start at TWO MILLION SHEKELS.\nGet your copy NOW before I show up at your door telling you to read it.\n\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Blade-Betrayer-Shadow-Book-ebook/dp/B0D6R3G3FZ\n\n#TrumpSaysReadIt #SelloutShekels #MakeFantasyGreatAgain",
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