AK 👸🏻 on Nostr: Why God didn't create medjool dates to be low calorie and low sugar is beyond me. ...

Why God didn't create medjool dates to be low calorie and low sugar is beyond me. They're dangerously delicious.

"Eat less of it, my hungry hungry lamb", he said. No! Why not bless me with the knowledge to hybridise diet versions of them instead.

I seriously could eat a fucking kilo of jumbo medjool dates stuffed with walnuts. *Sigh* Goodnight.