Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: Every time I fly, I lie and tell the husband my flight takes off two hours earlier ...
Every time I fly, I lie and tell the husband my flight takes off two hours earlier than it does. I absolutely love airports and want to spend extra time there. They're clean and safe. There's snacks. I sit listening to music and watching people. Best part: no one talks to me.
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