Rob Isaac on Nostr: Slack changed their terms and conditions again yesterday, so they can now legally ...
Slack changed their terms and conditions again yesterday, so they can now legally abduct your first-born child and stuff them into a woodchipper. You can opt out, of course, by faxing your blood group and lawnmower serial number to a call centre in Iceland. They promise to consider your request within 90 days, assuming your child hasn’t already been harvested.
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