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A college professor decides to test his theory that those who have more sex more frequently are happier. He asks his class to raise their hand if they have sex once per day. Some do, they look extatic. Next he asks them to raise their hand if they're once per week. More hands, they look a bit demoralised. Once per month? They look depressed.
Finally as a joke he says, "ok, who only gets it once per year?". One guy raises his hand, he's grinning ear to ear and he looks like he's on top of the world. He couldn't be happier. Crestfallen the professor considered his shattered theory and asks him why he's so happy.
"IT'S TONIGHT!!!"
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