𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 on Nostr: In case you missed it here's what literally just happened in our democracy over the ...
In case you missed it here's what literally just happened in our democracy over the last day or so:
TRUMP + ELON: Hey guys! We're gonna pass a bill that gets rid of funding for childhood cancer research, allows Trump to spend an unlimited amount of money, and gives billionaires huge tax breaks, mkay?
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: The fuck you will.
TRUMP + ELON: But we're your boss!! We'll literally destroy your career and maybe even murder you if you don't ha ha. Just joking. Probably not. Just joking ha ha definitely not joking.
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: Girl you are not my boss. I don't remember Elon Fucking Musk on the fucking ballot. Fuck all the way fucking off.
TRUMP + ELON: But that's how the government works?? the President is the boss of everybody?? So you have to do what I say.
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: The fuck we do. We don't have to listen to you.
TRUMP + ELON: Okay then but you better watch your fucking back, bitch.
CHUCK SCHUMER: Oh hey what's up dipshits? Fighting again? Cool cool cool. Hey just a reminder, even if you do pass this in the House I'm still in charge of the Senate and I can just, like, decide not to vote on this pile of steaming horseshit. Which I just decided. We won't. Oopsie poopsie.
ELON MUSK: BUT I HAVE SO MANY MONEYYYYYYS WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE
TRUMP + ELON: Hey guys! We're gonna pass a bill that gets rid of funding for childhood cancer research, allows Trump to spend an unlimited amount of money, and gives billionaires huge tax breaks, mkay?
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: The fuck you will.
TRUMP + ELON: But we're your boss!! We'll literally destroy your career and maybe even murder you if you don't ha ha. Just joking. Probably not. Just joking ha ha definitely not joking.
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: Girl you are not my boss. I don't remember Elon Fucking Musk on the fucking ballot. Fuck all the way fucking off.
TRUMP + ELON: But that's how the government works?? the President is the boss of everybody?? So you have to do what I say.
38 HOUSE REPUBLICANS: The fuck we do. We don't have to listen to you.
TRUMP + ELON: Okay then but you better watch your fucking back, bitch.
CHUCK SCHUMER: Oh hey what's up dipshits? Fighting again? Cool cool cool. Hey just a reminder, even if you do pass this in the House I'm still in charge of the Senate and I can just, like, decide not to vote on this pile of steaming horseshit. Which I just decided. We won't. Oopsie poopsie.
ELON MUSK: BUT I HAVE SO MANY MONEYYYYYYS WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE