Philo on Nostr: 3 old men were talking, The first one complains that it tasks him forever to pee. The ...
3 old men were talking, The first one complains that it tasks him forever to pee. The second one complains that it takes him forever to take a dump. The third one says, "I don't have that problem, every morning at 7:00 like clockwork I can pee a river, at 7:05 I completely and easily empties my bowels." His friends reply, "so what's the problem?" To which the 3rd friend replies, "I don't get out of bed until 9:00"
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