Geordie on Nostr: One time I was on holiday in San Jose. There were heaps of sea lions on the boats and ...
One time I was on holiday in San Jose. There were heaps of sea lions on the boats and rocks in the bay our accomodation was on and they were noisy so we avoided going to bed until we were very tired - and I was very drunk. At one point I went out on the balcony and yelled at the loudest sea lion “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” and it made a loud bellow back so I yelled “FIGHT ME CUNT!” and it (coincidentally in hindsight) piped down. Then I heard an American voice through the wall say “he’s obviously Aussie” but Aussie rhymed with bossy. I think about that a lot.
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