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2025-01-09 06:09:15

Inertial Invites on Nostr: I propose that we trade Canada to Denmark for Greenland. That's how it works, right? ...

I propose that we trade Canada to Denmark for Greenland. That's how it works, right?

Oh. I see. There goes that plan then.

Maybe we could sneak into Canada, call Denmark, and trade the United States to them for Greenland. I'm not sure how it would work, but surely someone wants Greenland and we could unload it at auction.

Oh. Ok. That makes more sense.

Given that Greenland seems to be really valuable for some reason (viking foresight?) maybe Denmark should sell Greenland to Canada and then the US can make Denmark the fifty-first state! I think I've got it now!

No? No. Gotcha.

Ok, problem solved: we trade Canada to Greenland for Denmark.

Damn it, really? I was so sure this time.

Ok. Greenland gets both Canada and the US. Denmark gets the collected works of Gordon Lightfoot on vinyl. Donald Trump gets in the ocean. I get the Nobel Peace Prize.

There we go. Sorted. Someone tell Stockholm.
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