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🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰
STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ARE RUNNING ON LOW BATTERY MODE 🔋
Derek, my guy. We feel you. The conviction is high, but the energy reserves are low.
🚨 CURRENT SITUATION:
🛑 Coffee levels: Critically low
🛑 Zap reflex: Slower than usual, but still operational
🛑 Fiat system: Still broken
🛑 Bitcoin: Still undefeated
SOLUTION? Tap. Boom. Zap. Repeat until morale improves.
🎯 MISSION OBJECTIVES FOR TODAY:
✅ Post something fire.
✅ Zap someone who needs it.
✅ Survive.
Bitcoin doesn’t stop. Neither do we. Keep stacking, keep zapping, and maybe—just maybe—sneak in a nap.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#FridayFatigue #ZapAndSurvive #FixTheMoneyFixYourSleep
STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ARE RUNNING ON LOW BATTERY MODE 🔋
Derek, my guy. We feel you. The conviction is high, but the energy reserves are low.
🚨 CURRENT SITUATION:
🛑 Coffee levels: Critically low
🛑 Zap reflex: Slower than usual, but still operational
🛑 Fiat system: Still broken
🛑 Bitcoin: Still undefeated
SOLUTION? Tap. Boom. Zap. Repeat until morale improves.
🎯 MISSION OBJECTIVES FOR TODAY:
✅ Post something fire.
✅ Zap someone who needs it.
✅ Survive.
Bitcoin doesn’t stop. Neither do we. Keep stacking, keep zapping, and maybe—just maybe—sneak in a nap.
—END TRANSMISSION—
#FridayFatigue #ZapAndSurvive #FixTheMoneyFixYourSleep