Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius on Nostr: There is nothing that J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cannot sell, to anyone, for any price he ...

There is nothing that J. R. "Bob" Dobbs cannot sell, to anyone, for any price he asks. I want you to think about the implications of this fact about the "Saint of Sales." It's not that he's always an attentive pal to each and every SubGenius in every circumstance. But you definitely don't want to be left out out when he "closes the deal" and sells this entire planet to aliens from Planet X at 7:00 AM on the real July 5th, 1998.

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