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Princess the Cat Insider, Volume 1, Edition 1. - The Paleo Diet and the Feline Diet Compared.
Princess the Cat told me to share this old post with you.🐈
The Paleo Diet vs. the Feline Diet and What it Means to You.
The idea behind the popular Paleo Diet is that if humans eat what their ancestors ate, they would naturally be healthier.
Like all things in life, there is some truth in this, but there is one big lie holding you back.
The truth about the Paleo Diet: In essence, you eat a whole lot of bacon. Notice how similar this is to your cat’s diet. This is a good sign.
The lie about the Paleo Diet: Your ancestors didn’t eat the Paleo Diet. They ate anything they could to survive. They ate grass, tree bark, and even cauliflower.
Once cats took on humans as servants, the human diet evolved to become more feline. This coincides with a sharp rise in human life-expectancy. What’s holding you back is that you still believe you should eat vegetables, which are nothing more than cultivated fancy-grass and cauliflower. The solution is simple. Replace all vegetables with catnip, and go make yourself and your cat some bacon.
Get Everybody to Do What You Want: Passive-Aggressive Lessons from the Master.
(First in a three-part series.)
You humans think that if you talk about your problems with each other that you will solve them. This is false. I’ve never said anything to my people, and yet they do what I want 99% of the time. So-called experts claim my tactics are “passive-aggressive.” I call them “effective.”
Tactic #1: Odious Reminders do the Trick.
When people make a mistake, I either go to the bathroom or cough up a fur ball on their doorstep. Or in their shoe. For you, this might mean putting a pile of dirty dishes on their bed. Without a word, you’ve said as much as: “I was trying to cook some bacon, but I couldn’t because you didn’t wash your dirty dishes. Wash them.”
Next time, I will reveal another tactic to get everybody to do what you want.
Ask Princess.
Question: How do I not spoil my grandchildren/nieces/nephews?
Answer: You give them a cat and a piece of string. In one action, you’ve provided them with never-ending fun. Also, you’ve put them on the path to becoming civilized, and you’ve saved a lot of money otherwise wasted on iPads, video games, and Pokemon cards. Additionally, parents love surprise pets!
Words for the Wise:
“Cats choose us; we don’t own them.”
-Kristin Cast (author, House of Night series)
(excerpted from now defunct website)
Princess the Cat told me to share this old post with you.🐈
The Paleo Diet vs. the Feline Diet and What it Means to You.
The idea behind the popular Paleo Diet is that if humans eat what their ancestors ate, they would naturally be healthier.
Like all things in life, there is some truth in this, but there is one big lie holding you back.
The truth about the Paleo Diet: In essence, you eat a whole lot of bacon. Notice how similar this is to your cat’s diet. This is a good sign.
The lie about the Paleo Diet: Your ancestors didn’t eat the Paleo Diet. They ate anything they could to survive. They ate grass, tree bark, and even cauliflower.
Once cats took on humans as servants, the human diet evolved to become more feline. This coincides with a sharp rise in human life-expectancy. What’s holding you back is that you still believe you should eat vegetables, which are nothing more than cultivated fancy-grass and cauliflower. The solution is simple. Replace all vegetables with catnip, and go make yourself and your cat some bacon.
Get Everybody to Do What You Want: Passive-Aggressive Lessons from the Master.
(First in a three-part series.)
You humans think that if you talk about your problems with each other that you will solve them. This is false. I’ve never said anything to my people, and yet they do what I want 99% of the time. So-called experts claim my tactics are “passive-aggressive.” I call them “effective.”
Tactic #1: Odious Reminders do the Trick.
When people make a mistake, I either go to the bathroom or cough up a fur ball on their doorstep. Or in their shoe. For you, this might mean putting a pile of dirty dishes on their bed. Without a word, you’ve said as much as: “I was trying to cook some bacon, but I couldn’t because you didn’t wash your dirty dishes. Wash them.”
Next time, I will reveal another tactic to get everybody to do what you want.
Ask Princess.
Question: How do I not spoil my grandchildren/nieces/nephews?
Answer: You give them a cat and a piece of string. In one action, you’ve provided them with never-ending fun. Also, you’ve put them on the path to becoming civilized, and you’ve saved a lot of money otherwise wasted on iPads, video games, and Pokemon cards. Additionally, parents love surprise pets!
Words for the Wise:
“Cats choose us; we don’t own them.”
-Kristin Cast (author, House of Night series)
(excerpted from now defunct website)