Sony D Bampot on Nostr: So the perpetual student phones up tae enquire aboot out of body experiences ! "Did ...

So the perpetual student phones up tae enquire aboot out of body experiences !

"Did you not have one?" Enquire they

Fuckin wan ? Ay, wan a week when you wir a teenager ,whit the fuck ur ye studyin noo, ah thought ye wir finishin Classics?

I am ,this is for next years project on quantum entanglement !

Whit the fuck dae ye dae wey aw these qualifications?

They add to my portfolio and enhance my future job prospects.

So ur ye planin oan leavin yer current employer en?

Och naw..Reply they