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2024-11-29 00:14:52
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pistolero on Nostr: NonPlayableClown 卐 Niggi Hardare 卍 Phantasm Zergling_man > Wow I learned ...

NonPlayableClown (nprofile…p9vq) 卐 Niggi Hardare 卍 (nprofile…ckkr) Phantasm (nprofile…vqyr) Zergling_man (nprofile…pltp)

> Wow I learned something new. I didn’t know there was a parrot infestation on the West coast.

Well, LA. I don't think they could survive up north. They might just be here because they escaped in Tijuana and migrated.

> As stupid as it sounds but you need to train falcons to hunt them.

The local birds of prey prefer cats and rabbits, apparently.

> Lmfao, have you seen a swarm of mayflies?
> Cicadas were pretty bad this year too.

I've seen the locusts arrive.

> They are way bigger and greater in number than fruit flies.

I'm aware. I'd rather deal with locusts every 13 years than, like...seriously, I'd put out food for the cats at 8 a.m. and there would be a swarm of fruit flies and visible egg clusters by noon, and since the fruit flies kept the cats from wanting to finish the food, there would maggots if I didn't fix it by dinner time. I spent a big chunk of the summer trying to not vomit.
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