JoePrich on Nostr: I cut my bedspread a little bit while wrapping a present. "How the heck-darn did ya ...

I cut my bedspread a little bit while wrapping a present.

"How the heck-darn did ya manage that Joe?!"

Well you see, I am a male and I am heterosexual and cut up bedspreads is the kind of shit that happens when a straight man tries to wrap a present.

Ladies if your bf can wrap a present and it doesn't look like a retarded child did it, that's your gf