Matt Hamilton on Nostr: The timer then sounded! The turkey was cooked! "Get off of your phone and help us, ...
The timer then sounded!
The turkey was cooked!
"Get off of your phone and help us, you dork!"
When what to our watering mouths should appear,
but a overly-dry bird, "should have listened to the queer!"
Alton Brown -- so gay!
A cross-dressing faggot!
But if we'd used his turkey-triangle,
this wouldn't have happened!
"Too late now" said my dad with a cry.
"Next time we'll give the faggot's idea a try"
My brothers shouted and made such a clatter,
"Just put on some gravy, the fuck does it matter?"
The turkey was cooked!
"Get off of your phone and help us, you dork!"
When what to our watering mouths should appear,
but a overly-dry bird, "should have listened to the queer!"
Alton Brown -- so gay!
A cross-dressing faggot!
But if we'd used his turkey-triangle,
this wouldn't have happened!
"Too late now" said my dad with a cry.
"Next time we'll give the faggot's idea a try"
My brothers shouted and made such a clatter,
"Just put on some gravy, the fuck does it matter?"