OhSnap!Dragon on Nostr: "I tell ya, I don't get no respect. I went to McDonald's, and they told me I didn't ...

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect. I went to McDonald's, and they told me I didn't deserve a break.
No respect.
I was such an ugly child, my mother used to tie a T-bone steak around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
--Rodney Dangerfield