trey on Nostr: My gameplan for the next financial crisis: 1. Market panic 2. Bitcoin price crashes ...

My gameplan for the next financial crisis:

1. Market panic
2. Bitcoin price crashes
3. Rates to zero
4. Max out HELOC
5. Smash buy bitcoin
6. Move to cold storage
7. Congress/Treasury/Fed print $17 trillion
8. Bitcoin goes to $6.15 million