phoenix :keeki: on Nostr: >woman gets butt plug stuck in her rectum >can’t get it out >decides to use ...
>woman gets butt plug stuck in her rectum
>can’t get it out
>decides to use laxatives
>eats recommended dose of 2 edible laxative chews
>does nothing
>eats 2 more
>nothing
>eats 8 more
>they’re slow acting
>begins to experience GI distress
>comes to the ER
>has massive diarrhea blast
>buttplug rolls onto the floor
>mfw
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2025-01-15 08:49:21Event JSON
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