Christina Mother of Spiders on Nostr: Me: *worst head cold I've had in ages* Weather: Guess what?! Me: Please no. Weather: ...

Me: *worst head cold I've had in ages*

Weather: Guess what?!

Me: Please no.

Weather: Fine. It'll be a surprise! Could be a tropical storm, or a hurricane. May or may not be a direct hit this week. I'm going to slow it down, too! Better prep.

Me: I hate you.

Weather: *Fester Addams voice* It's Debby!