brittbratt_fingerpuppet on Nostr: The first thing I do after a long shift is rip my bra off. Nothing worse than booba ...

The first thing I do after a long shift is rip my bra off. Nothing worse than booba bondage after that many hours. Then I feed the kiddo and animals. Clean up and take out the garbage in a comfy tee and shorts (jammie preference when it's hot). I'm tossing the garbage when a wetback taco nigger whistles and starts walking backwards. I swear on my life, I almost went full Emma Faber on his ass. Then I remembered I'm a single mom with a geriatric Chihuahua and a locked up rifle for protection. So I valiantly reigned in my inner Emma Faber and called towards my door, "HEY, BABE, BRING OUT THE REST OF THE TRASH!" Thank you, imaginary babe.
The greasy donkey fucker turned around quickly walked away.
Situational awareness, situational awareness. Face palm. I'm so tired. Might Amazon some bigger tshirts later.
This has been your BrittBratt TMI PSA.
Have a great day, frens.
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