Ben! on Nostr: If I ever lose it and kidnap a celebrity, I'm convinced T Mobile is trying to entice ...
If I ever lose it and kidnap a celebrity, I'm convinced T Mobile is trying to entice me to target Zach Braff so I don't have to hear him to try to sing any longer. Imagine being a genuine movie star and having to star opposite the dude from Garden State in a commercial.
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