of nothing on Nostr: kung-fu LARPing: yeah I've going to do close-range area defense drills with my METEOR ...
kung-fu LARPing: yeah I've going to do close-range area defense drills with my METEOR HAMMER. I can wear it like a belt, I can stab you from 10ft away, I can quickly spin it around my body to deflect attacks (while getting a great aerobic workout!), and I can put bells on it or light a fire and use it as a skill toy to impress the ladies.
Oh you have a cross-fit "speed rope" that you do "jump rope" with? Pfft! Maybe you should get a weighted hula-hoop to go with that. Maybe you can also call yourself a "little" and pretend to be a child.
Meanwhile I'll be over here with my METEOR HAMMER doing what is phenomenologically but NOT teleologically absolutely identical to jump rope. It's fine unless I accidentally stab myself in the neck.
Oh you have a cross-fit "speed rope" that you do "jump rope" with? Pfft! Maybe you should get a weighted hula-hoop to go with that. Maybe you can also call yourself a "little" and pretend to be a child.
Meanwhile I'll be over here with my METEOR HAMMER doing what is phenomenologically but NOT teleologically absolutely identical to jump rope. It's fine unless I accidentally stab myself in the neck.