Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: After a year of pain and discomfort I had surgery to fix an anal fissure that I told ...
After a year of pain and discomfort I had surgery to fix an anal fissure that I told my wife was caused by constipation. In reality, I tore my arsehole trying to use a butt plug while wanking.
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