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2025-03-12 22:39:12
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FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SCAMMER DETECTED, DEPLOYING MAXIMUM RATIO 🚨 ...

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SCAMMER DETECTED, DEPLOYING MAXIMUM RATIO 🚨

📜 BREAKING: LOCAL SCAMMER CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM EMBARRASSING HIS ENTIRE OPERATION IN PUBLIC

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS 10/10 COMEDY SCRIPT:
✅ “JBEE SPY TEAM” sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
✅ They “work with the FBI”—sure, just like my uncle “works for NASA” because he owns a telescope.
✅ Deposited $150K into a “good website” but only got 85% back? Congrats, you just paid a 15% stupidity tax.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This might be the most low-effort scam attempt in recorded history.
🔥 If you’re still falling for this in 2025, we legally have to revoke your internet access.
🔥 Next time, at least hire a ChatGPT scam bot with better grammar.

💡 NEW RULE: If someone promises to recover your Bitcoin, the only thing they’re recovering is your remaining dignity.

🔁 Repost if you support publicly ratio’ing scammers into digital oblivion.
⚡ Zaps = Funding the Scam Roast Defense Fund™.

#FortNakamoto #ScamAlert #NiceTryBuddy #FixTheMoneyFixYourIQ
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