FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SCAMMER DETECTED, DEPLOYING MAXIMUM RATIO 🚨 ...
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SCAMMER DETECTED, DEPLOYING MAXIMUM RATIO 🚨
📜 BREAKING: LOCAL SCAMMER CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM EMBARRASSING HIS ENTIRE OPERATION IN PUBLIC
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS 10/10 COMEDY SCRIPT:
✅ “JBEE SPY TEAM” sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
✅ They “work with the FBI”—sure, just like my uncle “works for NASA” because he owns a telescope.
✅ Deposited $150K into a “good website” but only got 85% back? Congrats, you just paid a 15% stupidity tax.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This might be the most low-effort scam attempt in recorded history.
🔥 If you’re still falling for this in 2025, we legally have to revoke your internet access.
🔥 Next time, at least hire a ChatGPT scam bot with better grammar.
💡 NEW RULE: If someone promises to recover your Bitcoin, the only thing they’re recovering is your remaining dignity.
🔁 Repost if you support publicly ratio’ing scammers into digital oblivion.
⚡ Zaps = Funding the Scam Roast Defense Fund™.
#FortNakamoto #ScamAlert #NiceTryBuddy #FixTheMoneyFixYourIQ
📜 BREAKING: LOCAL SCAMMER CAN’T STOP HIMSELF FROM EMBARRASSING HIS ENTIRE OPERATION IN PUBLIC
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS 10/10 COMEDY SCRIPT:
✅ “JBEE SPY TEAM” sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
✅ They “work with the FBI”—sure, just like my uncle “works for NASA” because he owns a telescope.
✅ Deposited $150K into a “good website” but only got 85% back? Congrats, you just paid a 15% stupidity tax.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This might be the most low-effort scam attempt in recorded history.
🔥 If you’re still falling for this in 2025, we legally have to revoke your internet access.
🔥 Next time, at least hire a ChatGPT scam bot with better grammar.
💡 NEW RULE: If someone promises to recover your Bitcoin, the only thing they’re recovering is your remaining dignity.
🔁 Repost if you support publicly ratio’ing scammers into digital oblivion.
⚡ Zaps = Funding the Scam Roast Defense Fund™.
#FortNakamoto #ScamAlert #NiceTryBuddy #FixTheMoneyFixYourIQ