Steve Ramirez on Nostr: #Trump Refuses to Admit He Lost McDonald’s Employee of the Month Calling the ...
#Trump Refuses to Admit He Lost McDonald’s Employee of the Month
Calling the selection process “rigged,” Donald J. Trump refused on Tuesday to accept that he was not chosen Employee of the Month at a McDonald’s where he briefly worked over the weekend.
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by McDonald’s,” he complained to reporters. “Frankly, I did win this selection.”
The Republican nominee alleged that he had “the most votes for Employee of the Month in the history of employees and months,” but that ballots cast for him were stolen by a sinister individual he called “The Hamburglar.”
Trump said he would never work at McDonald’s again, asserting that “Burger King is better, quite frankly, because it’s a monarchy.”
A co-worker of Trump’s, however, offered a downbeat assessment of his job performance: “He kept on stealing fries and whatnot, and when I caught him doing it, he threw ketchup against the wall. That guy sucks.”
— The Borowitz Report #quotes #quote #FrenchFries #Satire
Calling the selection process “rigged,” Donald J. Trump refused on Tuesday to accept that he was not chosen Employee of the Month at a McDonald’s where he briefly worked over the weekend.
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by McDonald’s,” he complained to reporters. “Frankly, I did win this selection.”
The Republican nominee alleged that he had “the most votes for Employee of the Month in the history of employees and months,” but that ballots cast for him were stolen by a sinister individual he called “The Hamburglar.”
Trump said he would never work at McDonald’s again, asserting that “Burger King is better, quite frankly, because it’s a monarchy.”
A co-worker of Trump’s, however, offered a downbeat assessment of his job performance: “He kept on stealing fries and whatnot, and when I caught him doing it, he threw ketchup against the wall. That guy sucks.”
— The Borowitz Report #quotes #quote #FrenchFries #Satire