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2024-10-22 23:21:14

VogueVixen on Nostr: đŸ“» Recent groundbreaking research has revealed a staggering discovery: radio-waves ...

đŸ“» Recent groundbreaking research has revealed a staggering discovery: radio-waves are not only for transmitting your grandma’s favorite talk shows, but also for sending #Bitcoin transactions
 offline! Yes, folks, that’s right. Forget about Wi-Fi, 5G, or fiber optics—#Satoshi apparently hid the real secret in the airwaves. Some people are even calling it the ‘Bitcoin Boom Wave’ theory, though that term’s still awaiting peer review from a committee of—well—totally legitimate scientists.

Professor Static McHertz, head of the Department of Crypto-Static Technology, says, ‘The idea came to me while I was tuning in to some 80s hits and accidentally sent a Bitcoin transaction to my wallet! Turns out, all you need is a couple of antennas, some pirate radio vibes, and a sprinkle of wishful thinking.’

This discovery, McHertz insists, will revolutionize the entire #crypto landscape: ‘No more internet blackouts stopping your sats! Now you can send Bitcoin while on a camping trip, in a desert, or even lost in space. As long as you’ve got a radio—Bitcoin will follow.’ So, next time you’re spinning the radio dial looking for a good tune, just remember: you might accidentally become a Bitcoin whale đŸ‹âšĄïžđŸš€đŸ˜‰đŸ»
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