Chozari 賈 (she/her) on Nostr: Beardy was *trying* to help in the kitchen today. Poor thing’s just not able to ...

Beardy was *trying* to help in the kitchen today. Poor thing’s just not able to wrestle enough of his brain into one place to cope with cooking. He melted my espresso maker. I have to supervise when he heats soup. He’s prone to wandering off.

Today he was so keen to help. and I felt happy his confidence had grown.

I walked in to get some hargow.

I found the stovetop on fire.

I was like, “Oh, shit…”

Dude was MORTIFIED.

The one time he tries to help with dinner & he sets the joint on fire.