𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not D'oh!" on Nostr: I mean whomst among us hasn't laundered a bunch of money to hush up an extramarital ...

I mean whomst among us hasn't laundered a bunch of money to hush up an extramarital affair with a porn star, falsified federal documents to hide the money trail, lied about that to federal investigators and Congress, got caught lying, got indicted, tried to tamper with the jury, got caught doing that, committed more jury tampering, got caught doing that, got warned by a judge that if you did it again you'd go to jail, got your surrogates to instead commit jury tampering for you, got caught doing that, then committed jury tampering yet again a twelfth time on the social media platform that you own and specifically created because you got caught doing crimes on a different one.