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CHINESE AIRSTRIKE
I see the bomb get dropped from my balcony in Brunswick.
A Chinese air strike on Australian shores.
The very next day there’s a march down Collins Street in opposition of the Government’s decision to deport Chinese nationals.
The ABC says that it’s only a modest infraction and not an act of war like the conspiracy theorists believe.
The army took a week to respond because it was waiting for the new gender neutral uniforms to arrive.
Then it refused to engage with the Chinese soldiers on our shores because their battalions didn’t comply with the DEI criteria.
Our electric tanks took 6 hours to reach full charge. Then for the next week the wind didn’t blow and the tanks just sat there useless in the red dust of the Simpson Desert.
Penny Wong sent foreign aid to China.
Lidia Thorpe celebrated the death of colonisers then got taken hostage.
The academics at the University of Naarm kept arguing that their studies showed China would never invade, right up until the point a cluster bomb fell on them.
All the Marxists celebrated being invaded by a dictator. But then they realised they didn’t get oat milk lattes in the hard labour camps. They learned the hard way that the communist utopia is fake.
Joe Biden sent American troops to Austria by accident.
Albanese was on holiday in Fiji.
Dan Andrews was a general in the Chinese army.
And I got jailed for posting a video of the invasion on Facebook. Apparently I was enforcing dangerous stereotypes.
I see the bomb get dropped from my balcony in Brunswick.
A Chinese air strike on Australian shores.
The very next day there’s a march down Collins Street in opposition of the Government’s decision to deport Chinese nationals.
The ABC says that it’s only a modest infraction and not an act of war like the conspiracy theorists believe.
The army took a week to respond because it was waiting for the new gender neutral uniforms to arrive.
Then it refused to engage with the Chinese soldiers on our shores because their battalions didn’t comply with the DEI criteria.
Our electric tanks took 6 hours to reach full charge. Then for the next week the wind didn’t blow and the tanks just sat there useless in the red dust of the Simpson Desert.
Penny Wong sent foreign aid to China.
Lidia Thorpe celebrated the death of colonisers then got taken hostage.
The academics at the University of Naarm kept arguing that their studies showed China would never invade, right up until the point a cluster bomb fell on them.
All the Marxists celebrated being invaded by a dictator. But then they realised they didn’t get oat milk lattes in the hard labour camps. They learned the hard way that the communist utopia is fake.
Joe Biden sent American troops to Austria by accident.
Albanese was on holiday in Fiji.
Dan Andrews was a general in the Chinese army.
And I got jailed for posting a video of the invasion on Facebook. Apparently I was enforcing dangerous stereotypes.