Lone Starr on Nostr: When I'm elected president I'm going to make the Olympics cool again. -Opening ...

When I'm elected president I'm going to make the Olympics cool again.
-Opening ceremony will be metal bands playing the NFL fanfare song but mashed up with Through The Fire And Flames
-Nobody cares about tennis and debate and shit. Boring gay sports will be removed.
-We're doing real sports: monster car derby, WWE, jousting, and civil war historical battle reenactments.