Christopher Biggs on Nostr: Last week my AirBuds got the firmware upgrade that measures brainwaves. Sounds bogus ...

Last week my AirBuds got the firmware upgrade that measures brainwaves. Sounds bogus but it means when I’m listening to an audiobook in bed it pauses at the point where I fell asleep. Saves a bunch of seeking about to find where I was up to.

Yesterday I got a brand new pair of AirBuds Pro in the mail. I didn’t order them. Checked all my cards no charges. Turns out work sent them as a “gift”. Are your alarms going off? Mine did.

Today when logging in the other shoe dropped. Asked to click through a terms update I smelled a rat and actually read this one. “Concentration linked variable remuneration” can get well fucked.

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