EH Lupton on Nostr: 6yo: ABCD EFG Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, One is even on my ...

6yo:
ABCD EFG
Gummy bears are chasing me.
One is red, one is blue,
One is even on my shoe.
And now I'm running for my life
'Cause the red one has a knife.
Now I'm running even faster
Because the blue one has a blaster...

...He says he got this at school?

I have nothing to add. I just wanted to collect this for posterity.

#parenting